Hospital stories!, Horrible, horrible places, yet we need them. WHY?! Options

[deadpool]

If the Epileptic fits, wear it!^*

As some of you know, Epilepsy is horrible & stupid. It deserves to go into a deep dark hole & stay there. I had a kicker of a seizure last night & spent the day in hospital. It was wonderful. So much so I never want to go back. It was that bad. The beds are uncomfortable, the doctors are from another country and I can never understand them completely, nor they myself. They also have the bedside manner of a deranged homeless man on something highly illegal.

The only consolation is I got wonderful drugs that made me feel like The Beatles during their Yellow Submarine phase & all the hot nurses I could look at.

Anyway - thats my quick rant, hope everyone enjoyed it. If anyone else has horrible experiences with hospitals, share! I'm sure we'd all love to laugh along with/at you. Just kidding about the laughing at you..

..kinda. xD


Someone should put a "rants" section in the forum so people can blow steam off by throwing it out there into the wide world.



^{* I love making fun of myself sometimes}

This post has been edited by deadpool: May 21 2010, 02:22 AM

[Randel]

i hate hospitals